✦ Official Documentation of Non-Banishment ✦
K4N3T
SteamID6476561197961547755
SteamID32[U:1:1282027]
SteamIDSTEAM_0:1:641013
Created9/28/2003
"You're getting banned. My dad works at Valve.
I'm reporting you right now. You'll be gone by tomorrow."
— K4N3T, probably
Known to call every single person who kills him a hacker.
Has a 22 year old Steam account and still hasn't figured out
how to not be terrible at TF2. His dad has allegedly
been "calling Valve" since 2003. Dad must be on hold. 📞
Days Since K4N3T's Dad Who Works At Valve Has Not Banned Me
0
Days
Still Free & Unbanned
Threat Issued
Mar 10, 2026
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Hours Waiting
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hrs for the ban
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This website is a
joke created in good humor following a lighthearted in-game dispute in Team Fortress 2.
It is intended purely as
comedic satire between players and is not meant to harass, defame, threaten,
or cause harm to any individual. No personal information beyond publicly visible Steam profile data has been used.
The references to "Valve" and "K4N3T's dad" are fictional running gags and bear no relation to actual Valve Corporation employees or their families.
If you are the subject of this page and wish for it to be taken down, please just ask nicely — we're all just here to have fun. 🎮